There’s something I love about Julie Simone. It’s kind of hard to put my finger on; I don’t know if it’s her snowy white skin, her liberal sprinkling of freckles, her lovely russet hair, her apple cheeks, pale eyes, smalltown-girl looks, or something else entirely, but she just seems so fucking wholesome. That makes it especially awesome when she pulls down the top of her slutty fuck-me dress and fondles her perfect tits in front of a minster’s pulpit. I suspect she was never really that wholesome to begin with, but hey, whatever works.