Would you still respect you me if I told you that Roxy Contin has the most perfectly tonguable scalp in the business? It’s true that this Barely Evil set amply showcases the rest of her perfection — tits, tats, PVC pants, knee-high platform boots, pink hair and extravagant eyelashes — but that scalp just makes me want to just crawl over there and lick her. Actually, I don’t care if you respect me. You probably didn’t respect me in the first place. Roxy rules.